me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
My cat’s 19th birthday today! Kindergarten to Sophomore year of College
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
this video keeps me young
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
i have found my idol
Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of
why you gotta be so rude?
my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
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