Roxy Summers


Loves friends and family. I'm probably one of the weirdest people you'll see .... in my own little special way.

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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spinja:

mamamcmuffinnnn:

mamamcmuffinnnn:

isaia:

heinzvonstrudel:

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

JESUS CHRISTSJHDSGS

BREATHING HEAVY!

OHMYGOSH

OHMYGOSH WIGGLES

i have found my idol

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spinja:

heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

why you gotta be so rude?

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thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

Source: peetababy

  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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communistbakery:

sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

jesus did it with only 12

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bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

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lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

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freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

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